A Dyok a Day: Ngo ngo sa Call Center

 

Customer: Hi can I pay bills by phone please?

Ngongo: no mroblem Ngiss (miss), mey naym ngeb nuyr angount nummer mliss ?

Customer: What did you say ? Is this some kind of a joke. I cannot understand , any single words you’ve said. Are you an emplo-yee?

Ngongo: Nges nguss mi , ngiss naym wan nuyr angount nummer? Mliss ngaw ngen naym nelp ngif nu nar nengry, ngyess naym mey emmloyi , ngany mroblem ngam (mam)?

Customer: Can I talk to a real person? Please do not waste my time!

Ngongo: Henno! Henno! Nu meyk mi nengry! Snumid! Ngustomer, ngat nis nisngas-ning! (Disgusting!)

Nu nar mrenunise (prejudice) naym mill mayl ngompleyn nu my numermaynor (supervisor).

Nakita ng supervisor si Ngongo galit na galit at kinausap ang customer:

Supervisor: Henno! Henno ! ngiss mey naym nelp nu? Henno! Henno! Nar nu nner? (Are you there?)

Customer: OMG! Another Robot! (Langya ngongo rin pala ang supervisor, hahahaha)