Dating PBB housemate, nabawasan ang appeal dahil sa nose job!

Hahahahahahahahahaha! Sometimes, too much decoration destroys the position.

Perfect example itong dating PBB housemate na maganda na nga at freshness, nag-ambisyon pang pakialaman ang kanyang God-given attributes.

Ang nakababaliw pa, may ambisyon pa yatang maging boldstar kaya mega diet (mega diet daw talaga, o!)

Hahahahahahaha!) at ang mga pinagsusu-suot lately, hitsura ng boldstar. Hahahahahahahahaha!

Could it be true that she now has a most giving benefactor? Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

No wonder, this guy I’m alluding to is known for his open-handed magnanimity when it comes to the women he gets to fancy.

He gets to fancy raw talaga, o! Hahahahahahahahaha!

Kaya sa ngayon, ang young actress na naman yata ang kanyang napupusuan kaya mega close na naman silang dalawa, albeit the guy denies with full unadulterated bravura that there really is something between the two of them. Harharharharharhar!

Anyhow, going back to the young actress, inasmuch as her nose has somewhat improved (somewhat improved lang daw talaga, o! Hahahahahahahaha!), parang it lacks definition.

It lacks definition daw talaga, o! Hahahahahahahaha!

Kung bakit kasi hindi na makontento sa kung ano’ng ibinigay sa kanila ng Diyos, ano?

But then, magpapatangos lang din naman pala siya ng ilong, sana’y sa isang sikat na cosmetic surgeon na lang siya nagpagawa kung saan napakaganda talaga ang pagkakagawa ng ilongski ng kanyang papa at talagang work of art na parang anime’ na tuloy ang dating.

Anime’ na raw talaga ang dating, o! Hahahahahahahahaha!

But in fairness, it really is a good one. The nosejob, I mean.

‘Yon lang!

ni Pete Ampoloquio, Jr.