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Erich: Okey lang ba? Medyo maliit ‘tong sa ‘kin…
GRO: Sus, ginoo, sir! Marami na akong nakitang ganyan kaliit!
Erich: Talaga?
GRO: Oo, sir! Dati akong yaya, eh!
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Loveliness through the years
1950s-Iniirog kita.
1960s-Iniibig kita.
1970s-Minamahal kita.
1980s-I love you.
1990s-Tara sa kwarto.
2000s-Pwede na rito.
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SA CLASROOM
TEACHER: Class, give me a color that starts in letter M?
PUPIL: Mam, maroon!
TEACHER: Anybody else?
NGONGO: mrown, mink, mlue, mlack, miolet, mreen..
TEACHER: Mely good.. Malakmakan!!
