Maliit Lang

Erich: Okey lang ba? Medyo maliit ‘tong sa ‘kin…

GRO: Sus, ginoo, sir! Marami na akong nakitang ganyan kaliit!

Erich: Talaga?

GRO: Oo, sir! Dati akong yaya, eh!

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Loveliness through the years

1950s-Iniirog kita.

1960s-Iniibig kita.

1970s-Minamahal kita.

1980s-I love you.

1990s-Tara sa kwarto.

2000s-Pwede na rito.

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SA CLASROOM

TEACHER: Class, give me a color that starts in letter M?

PUPIL: Mam, maroon!

TEACHER: Anybody else?

NGONGO: mrown, mink, mlue, mlack, miolet, mreen..

TEACHER: Mely good.. Malakmakan!!