Tumigil na sa pagsusugal bago mahurot ang andalu Fermi Chaka!

ni Peter Ampoloquio, Jr.

Hahahahahaha! So, Fermi Chakita feels that I’m envious of her. Na inggit na inggit supposedly ako sa kanyang newfound opulence.

Is that soooooo? Hakhakhakhakhakhak!

Sa totoo, inasmuch as her finances have inordinately mushroomed and improved, I never did feel a modicum of envy. Not with a face like that.

Ugh! Hahahahahahahahahaha!

And not with that gross body as well and ineptness as a host.

Yuck!Yuck!Yuck!

Anyway, maraming feedbacks na nakarating sa aming nalululong daw sa sugal ang lomodic radio and TV personality for quite sometime now. Harharharharharhar!

Hay naku, pangitella. Put a stop to it, lest you get bankrupt pretty soon. Hakhakhakhakhakhak!

And in the event that you do get bankrupt, pa’no na?

Wala ka na ngang ganda, tabachingching ka pa, and to top it all, guranggetch ka pa, what will you do? I guess tumalon ka na lang sa Jones Bridge. Hahahahahahahahaha!

Joke! Hakhakhakhakhakhak!

Anyway, kidding aside, ‘yang pagsusugal ay walang gandang maidudulot sa ‘yo chakita.

Chakita raw talaga, o! hahahahahahahahaha!

Tigilan mo yan bago ka mahurot, lolangga.

It’s a pretty deppressing thought, mind you.

Wasang ka na ngang ganda, otra vez wala ka pang anda! Hahahahahahahahaha!

Nakababaliw, hindi ba naman?

Magtinu-tino kasi, ano? Tigilan mo ‘yan bago ka mapunta sa mental hospital lukresyang chakita.

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!