Tuesday , February 27 2024

A Dyok A Day

MISTER: Hon, anong ulam natin?

MISIS: And’yan sa mesa, pumili ka.

MISTER: Hon, sardinas lang ang andito. Ano bang pagpipilian ko?

MISIS: Pumili ka kung kakain, o magrereklamo ka!

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RICH VAMPIRE: Oorder ako ng fresh blood.

ORDINARY VAMPIRE: Sa akin isang order na dinuguan.

POOR VAMPIRE: Hot water na lang sa akin.

WAITER: Bakit hot water lang po.?

POOR VAMPIRE: Nakapulot kasi ako ng napkin sa kanto. Magtatsaa na lang ako… Hahaha!

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