Saturday , December 14 2024

Wala nang bakas!

NANALO sa isang international beauty pageant ang personalidad na tatalakayin natin ngayon.

She was the paradigm of class and sophistication when she won that a lot of men from all walks of life were dying to get noticed and be the special man in her life.

That was some two or three decades ago. Today, you can hardly see the remnants of her classic beauty for bitterness on her part had almost obliterated her beauty.

Ang sabi, the man she was married to was a veritable closet queen. In all the years that she was married to him, he would very seldom make love with her. To him, he was only a trophy.

A statue that he would love to worship from afar. Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

No wonder, kay lalalim ng kanyang mga pelegis at gatla sa noo at parang hindi siya nakatutulog kaya pronounced masyado ang kanyang mga eyebags.

Que pobrecita! Harharharharharharharhar!

In stark contrast, the beauty queen who was two years ahead of her is still glamorous specially when gorgeously made up.

Pero siya, kahit na ano pang gawing pagme-make up ay halata mo nang talaga ang kanyang pagkakaedad.

Napaghahahalata mong hindi talaga siya maligaya with all the opulence around her and the old money as well.

‘Yun namang isang beauty queen ay praktikal at levelheaded. Nang mahalata niyang es un maricon ang kanyang mister ay hiniwalayan kaagad at hinayaan na lang sa kabaliwan sa lalaking galing sa angkan ng mga politiko. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

How shocking can you get! Hakhakhakhakhakhakhakhak!

That way, she was able to spare herself from the agony of being married to a closet queen. Hahahahahahahahaha!

Ang mga bakla talaga, o! Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

ANDREA BRILLANTES MYX CELEBRITY VJ SA BUWAN NG MAYO

Isa sa mga talented na batang aktres sa showbiz ang mapapanood sa top music channel ng bansa ngayong buwan ng Mayo! Samahan si Andrea Brillantes sa kanyang pagho-host bilang MYX Celebrity VJ ngayong buwan.

Halatang hilig ng teen actress ang musika tulad ng passion niya sa pag-arte at ito nga ay kitang-kita sa kanyang nakatutuwang Musical.ly videos na kumakalat sa internet. Ang Musical.ly ay isang mobile app na maaaring makagawa ng music video gamit ang mga paboritong awitin at mukhang nai-enjoy ni Andrea ang paggamit ng nasabing app sa pag-perform ng mga rap songs.

Kaya naman para sa buwan ng Mayo, ang dating “Annaliza” star na si Andrea ang magiging MYX Celebrity VJ na magdadagdag nang walang tigil na kulitan at kasiyahan sa paghatid ng mga top hits at music videos.

Samahan si Andrea sa Pop MYX mula May 1-7, Mellow MYX mula May 8-14, Pinoy MYX mula May 15-21, at My MYX mula May 22-28.

Huwag palampasin ang pagho-host ni Andrea sa numero unong music channel na mapapanood sa Skycable Channel 23. Para sa karagdagang update, mag log on sa www.myxph.com, at i-follow ang MYX sa Instagram (@myxph) at Twitter (@myxphilippines).

JOHN LLOYD’S CHARISMA

For quite sometime, I’ve been baffled why ladies from all walks of life are smitten with John Lloyd Cruz’s charisma.

Sa unang tingin kasi, hindi naman siya ma-appeal at parang ordinaryo lang naman ang kanyang dating.

But seeing him up-close at the presscon of “Just the 3 of Us,” I finally am able to understand why women flock to him like greedy vultures.

Like greedy vultures raw, o! Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Iba pala ang kanyang sex appeal o charisma. The more you get to stare at him, the more his appeal grows on you.

In spite of his stature, he exudes vulnerability. Parang little boy lost ang drama na parang gusto mo siyang protektahan.

His projection is that he is not that confident (although he is) and has that endearing boyish quality about him that women finds so disarming and sobeguiling. Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

Anyway, may natapos na silang pelikula ni Jennylyn Mercado under Star Cinema, ang Just the 3 of Us. Medyo naiiba ito sa mga pelikulang nagawa na nila in the sense na rom-com ang tema ng pelikula.

Meaning, it’s wacky and kind of hilarious.

Kaya siguro bitin si John Lloyd kasi dream niyang magkasama naman sila ni Jennylyn sa isang pelikula na medyo seryoso ang tema.

Nagulat na lang daw siya nang malamang last day of shooting na at tapos na ang kanilang pelikula.

Suffice to say, John Lloyd is looking forward to be doing another movie with Jennylyn. Alam niyang marami pang mapipiga sa kanila si Direk Cathy Garcia Molina kaya looking forward siya sa another team-up with the gorgeous actress.

Send in those sizzling stories that you know about our fave showbiz personalities at [email protected] and #09994269588, #09276557791 and #09223870129 and read them here.

And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity. Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong.

BANAT – Pete Ampoloquio, Jr.

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