Monday , June 24 2024

Halang ang kaluluwa!

IN spite of the fact that she’s already old, nothing appears to have mellowed Lolita Impaktita. Hahahahahahahahahaha!

She still hates the GAKA with all the repugnance in the world and the fact that some of them are getting invited at GMA makes her mad as hell. Mad as hell daw, o! Harharharharharharhar!

Honestly, I don’t why Lolita Buruquieta has this innate repugnance for the GAKAs. Diring-diri talaga siya sa kanila maybe because she reminds them of her former station in life. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Remember, she is the original GKA and not even all the connections, nor the diamonds she gets to wear, could possibly change the fact that she’s unschooled and maleducated. Harharharharharharharhar!

How gross!

How gross raw, o! Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Sa true, nanginginig ang baba ni Lolita Satinista (Lolita Satanista raw, o! Hakhakhakhakhakhakhak!) kapag nakikita ang reyna ng GAKA na si Zaldy Rolex. Harharharharharhar!

She hates the idea that pretty soon, he would be invited at the presscons she attends and reigns supreme in. Hahahahahahahaha!

Anyhow, con todo bakod siya sa Tunay na Buhay at bini-brief talaga niya ang mga tao roon na huwag na huwag kaming imbitahan.

Hahahahahahahahaha!

Kahit sa Ang Pinaka ay hindi na rin kami nai-invite gayong there was a time when we were being invited in there with such regularity.

Pero makamandag nga ang power nitong si Lolita Pangitelya (Lolita Pangitelya, o! Hahahahahahahaha!) kaya hindi na kami nai-invite sa mga shows na nabanggit na paborito pa naman namin.

So fucking what?

Mapipingasan ba kami ng isang tainga kung hindi kami mai-invite sa mga shows na ‘yun?

Would it make our life miserable if we don’t get invited in there?

Kebs!

Kebs raw, o! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Ang masasabi ko lang, may show nga siguro siya sa GMA pero hindi naman siya respetado.

Hindi raw respetado, o! Harharharharharharharhar!

Pagkapanget-panget na kasi ng mukha, otra vez pa ang pag-uugali.

Otra vez pa raw ang pag-uugali, o! Harharharharharharhar!

Besides, she’s very much wanting of talent and all she does at the shows she’s in is do this alog-bati thing. Hahahahahahahaha!

Naku, I take that back. Hindi na pala nakapag-aalog bateh ang gurangis na tigang (gurangis na tigang daw, o! Hahahahahahaha!) kundi silent na lang siya habang may I point niya sa TV screen ang kanyang mga binabateh. Harharharharharharhar!

Anyway, dalawa sila ng kanyang ayundanteng si Gorgy Rulad sa mga nang-ookray sa amin. How this fag berates us behind our back and holler obscenities. Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

Anyhow, pasasaan ba’t matatapos rin ang pagre-reyna ng gurang na ‘to sa GMA. Nakasusukang tunay ang kanyang diskarte at di kaya naming sikmurain ang kanyang mga nakaririmarim na eksena.

Kuno-kuno ay hate niya ang mga GAKAs pero siya naman itong orig na GAKA. Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

Yosi-kadiri! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Mamahinga ka na nga, lola. Tutal naman, marami ka ng pera. Alagaan mo na ang ang iyong mga makyohong aso na katulad mo rin ang pag-uugali.

Tulad din daw ang pag-uugali, o! Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

Babu!

Siniraan lang si Nadine

Concocted lang pala ang kuwento tungkol sa pagmamaldita raw ni Nadine Lustre sa show nila sa abroad ni James Reid.

Nag-sorry na ang impaktang nanira sa kanya at inaming wala naman daw siya roon at gawa-gawa lang niya ang mga pangyayari.

Kaya naman hindi dapat pinaniniwalan ang mga nasusulat sa internet. Gusto lang sira-siraan si Nadine dahil she’s on top of the heap and some are pretty envious of her.

Anyway, hinihintay ng kanilang mga tagahanga ni James Reid ang muling pagsasama nila sa isang soap ng Dreamscape.

Baka raw sometime in May or June umire na ito.

Good luck, Nadine. You surely are being missed by your fans, along with your boyishly appealing boyfriend James Reid.

NAPUNTA SA NOTA ANG LAKI!

Hahahahahahahahahaha! Amusing naman ang sagot ng isang guwaping na young actor sa mga suggestion ng press na magpakita na siya ng butt sa kanyang mga pictorials. Hindi pa raw siya handa dahil kailangan pang i-workout niya ito lalo na’t hindi pa masyadong maganda ang shape.

Hindi pa raw masyadong maganda ang shape, o! Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

Sagot tuloy ng mga okray na bading, baka raw napuntang lahat sa kanyang nota ang meat ng kanyang butt kaya lopyat (sokpalites vagah! Hahahahahahahaha!) ito tuloy.

Sabagay, he looks pretty good naman and he has the best skin ever.

Oo nga’t marami rin tayong mga guwaping na male artists pero walang makatatalbog sa kinis at consistency ng kanyang kutis ever.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Okay na ba, Baker King? Hahahahahahahahahaha!

PINAY TRANSGENDER BEMZ BENEDITO RECEIVES NY AWARD

Filipina transgender Bemz Benedito was honored by a US organization with an award as one of four Global Transgender Heroes in celebration of International Women’s Day this March.

The award was given by the True Colors Fund, an LGBT organization based in New York. True Colors, co-founded by international pop star Cyndi Lauper, “is working to end homelessness among lesbian, gay, bisexual, and transgender youth by creating systemic change.”

Benedito learned about the award when an article appeared on the True Colors website (https://truecolorsfund.org) announcing conferment of it on her and three other global transgender heroes: Lohana Berkins of Argentina (who passed away last February 5).

Cecilia Chung of the US and Hong Kong, and Liesl Theron of South Africa.

The award’s primary criteria was how a certain individual challenged the status quo and as well as the ways and means of stereotypical boxes for the LGBT. Next to that, says Benedito, is how the awardee struggled to uplift the condition of her community to be recognized and respected.

The award made this year’s International Women’s Day more significant for her, says Benedito, “because I was affirmed as a woman and my small contribution for equality in my country was recognized.”

To be hailed a Transgender Hero is a very humbling experience.

The recognition, says Benedito, is a reminder to her that despite being elected into public office in 2010 and 2013, “the ray of light comes shining like it never was before, to continue with fight and to keep up with the challenges that cripples our dignity as human beings and citizens of our country.”

The award does not come with any monetary recognition, but according to the LGBT activist, it is more than enough for her and others working to advance the cause of LGBTs and keep them in the thick of the fight despite sometimes feeling that they are doing a thankless job and in the long run allowing even personal relationships and personal ambitions suffer.

Their biggest goal is the basic right to self-determination. “Then there is our common fight with our lesbian, gay and bisexual brothers and sisters for the passage of the anti-discrimination bill that has languished in Congress for 18 years. Imagine a human rights bill, the only one for that matter, that will protect LGBT Filipinos ay nabubulok sa Kongreso habang naghihirap ang maraming LGBTs sa diskriminasyon at opresyon. In an egalitarian society that has passed the Magna Carta for Women, Indigenous Peoples Rights Act, Violence Against Women and Children, the LGBT community is ignored and discriminated.”

Finally, says Benedito, if there is a message that she, as a transgendered woman, would like to put out there, it would be this: “Stereotypes are like cardboard cut-outs; they do not form the complete picture. Not even a fragment of who we are. Our genitalia should not be the basis of one’s right to self-determination and gender identity. We should not be defined by our bodies nor our sexual orientation and gender identity defined our capabilities, skills and strengths.”

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And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity. Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong!

BANAT – Pete Ampoloquio, Jr.

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