Saturday , February 4 2023

A Dyok A Day

00 JokeA Filipino lady was taking the exam for US naturalization and citizenship.

She aced the test.

The examiner said, “Now, the last part of the exam is a vocabulary test.

Can you spell the word ‘Window?”

The lady said, “W-I-N-D-O-W.”

”Ah, very good,” the examiner said.

”Now, use it in a sentence.”

”WINDOW I get my citizenship papers?”

17

Anong saging ang mataba? SABA

Anong saging ang maliit? SENYORITA

‘Yung sinusubo pati balat? T? sirit na?

Esep…esep…!

Ano pa e di TURON!!!

Huwag esep sama!

***

Pulis: Bayad ko sa kape, o.

Chinese: Aba, aftah 25 years, bakit ka bayad?

Pulis: Utos ni Chief, wala nang kotong.

Chinese: Aba sige, simula ngayon hindi na ako dura sa kape mo.

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