Thursday , July 25 2024

Sinira ng mga taon ang mala-engkantadang ganda!

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UMUUSOK ang cellphone namin last Monday dahil we were inundated with an avalanche of text messages (the first time in months I tell you! Hahahahahhahahahaha!) courtesy of our curious radio listeners who were able to watch the guesting of this popular female personality from the 70s and 80s down to the 90s. Hambal na hambal talaga (hambal na hambal daw talaga, o! Hakhakhakhakhak!) sila dahil hindi nila ma-take ang shocking metamorphosis ng folk and country singer na minsang naging sensation sa local tin-pan alley dahil sa kanyang distinctive voice at kind of music na tunay namang kaiga-igaya (very Bubonika ang wordings, huh? Hahahahahahahahahaha!) at kanyang-kanya lang.

As far as I know, hindi naman siya naging addicted sa droga pero ang hitsura niya’y tunay namang nakasa-shock. Sabi nga ng isa naming okray na listener, parang naging kamukha na raw siya ng isang male singer na more or less ay kapareho rin ng genre ang mga kanta. Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

Looking back, that was in the mid-70s if I am not mistaken, I was really smitten with her luminous kind of beauty that was simply arresting and infinitely appealing.

Para nga kasi siyang si Snow White dahil fair-skinned siyang likas at hindi ba tulad ng mga chicks sa ngayon na pumuti lang dahil sa gluta at skin bleaching. Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

Also, her long jet black hair cascaded down her shoulders in a highly appealing manner. No wonder, pinagkaguluhan talaga siya ng mga tao at naubos halos ang stocks ng kanyang 45 rpms at long playing albums.

But that was before. Things are a lot different now.

Inasmuch as she still sings, wala na talaga ‘yung fire na nakita ko noon sa Naga city at parang nawindang na ang kanyang ganda na parang namamaga nang hindi mo malaman.

How so very tragic indeed! Hakhakhakhak-hakhak!

‘Yan kasi ang hirap kapag hindi ka banidosa at pabaya sa katawan.

Buti naman si Ate Guy at hindi naging pabayang tulad niya na parang irrepairable na ang naging damage sa katawan at pagmumukha. Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Oo nga’t nagkaedad din ang superstar at medyo nag-gain ng weight but she’s still Nora Aunor the very moment she’s made up to perfection and outfitted in her fabulous gowns.

Kung hindi ako nagkakamali, magkaedad sila halos or younger siya by a couple of years.

Pero pabaya nga sa katawan ang ating bida kaya losyang na losyang na siya at tumanda nang husto.

How so very pathetic indeed! Hahahahahahahahaha!

MEGA HOT SI RICHARD YAP!

He’s not that young anymore but Richard Yap is definitely much sought-after and is considered one of the hottest and bankable actors of late. Pa’no naman, he’s well disciplined and not one to spend time in senseless showbiz parties. Lagi na, he’s work-oriented kaya naman his work loves him back in return.

Kita n’yo naman, certified top-rater ang Wansapanataym episode nila ni Enchong Dee (Kung Fu Chinito) at kinabog pa ang past episodes sa nasabing Saturday feature ng Dreamscape Television.

No wonder, kinuha siyang latest addition sa certified top-rater na Nasaan Ka Nang Kailangan Kita featuring Vina Morales, Denise Laurel and the perpetually cool Christian Vasquez.

Iba kasi ang appeal ni Ser Chief sa televiewers. He can be avuncular but can also be a heart-throb given the chance to do so as the case now with Nasaan Ka.

Old friend ni Cecilia (Vina M.) ang kanyang role who’s now staging a comeback in her personal life after many years of absence.

With his presence, lalong naging kaabang-abang ang succeeding episodes ng Nasaan Ka Nang Kailangan.

Dapat lang. Ser Chief yata ‘yan!

FERMI CHAKITAH OSLA NANG TALAGA!

Hahahahahahahahaha! In the few occasions that I had the chance to listen to Bubonika’s pralalaic radio program, I noticed that unlike Raffy Tulfo and Ninia Taduran’s program, it had practically no ad placements or commercials. Hahahahahahaha!

Sino ba naman kasi ang makikinig sa programang sagad sa batian portion? Imagine, nagsisimula palang

ay rumerepeke na ang kabosesan ni Chakitah at parang teacher na iniisa-isa ang kanyang mga students

ever. Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

Honestly, from beginning up to the very end, umaatikabo ang batian sa programa nina Bubogski kaya kadalasa’y tinitigokan ng radyo ever. Hahahahahahahaha!

What a pity! Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Ang nakaiirita pa, nostalgia lover si Bubogski kaya hindi maka-relate ang sanlibutan. Hahahahahaha! Ang okray pa, I-me-mine ang kanyang drama at puro ang idyllic life nila kuno sa probinsya ang tina-tackle kaya was maka-relate ang mga otawzing. Hahahahahahahahahaha!

No wonder, she’s being avoided like the plague by most ad men.

Makaluma na nga, pralalaic pa! Nakasu-suka nga naman ever. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Send in those sizzling stories that you know about our fave showbiz personalities at [email protected] and #09994269588, #09276557791 and #09223870129 and read them here.

And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity. Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong!

BANAT – Pete Ampoloquio, Jr.

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