Wednesday , February 28 2024

A Dyok A Day

00 JokePulis1: Pare, alam mo na ba ang usap-usapan?

Pulis2: Bakit pre anong balita?

P1: May bading daw sa kampo natin?

P2: Sino raw pare?

P1: Kiss muna!

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(Napansin ng teacher si Maria na naka-rebond ang hair…)

Teacher: Wow Maria, ang ganda ng buhok mo.

Maria: Thank you po, siguro po maganda rin ‘yung grades ko.

Teacher: Oo nga e, bagsak na bagsak!

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adong: Mayaman na tayo, marami ta-yong nakulimbat sa banko.

Bitoy: Magkano ang na-hold-up natin?

Badong: Mahina ako sa math, alamin na lang natin sa balita sa telebisyon bukas para malaman natin ang eksakto.

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