Husband came home from church, suddenly lifted his wife and carried her.
Wife: Why? Did the Pastor tell you to be romantic like this?
Husband: No! He told me to carry my cross!
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Pangarap
Kiko: “Pangarap ko, kumita ng P250,000 monthly gaya ni daddy!”
Ralph: “Wow! Ganyan kalaki ang kinikita ng daddy mo?”
Kiko: “Hindi! ‘Yan din ang pangarap niya!”
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Potatoe and Mashed Potatoe
Teacher: What is the difference between potatoe and mashed potatoe.
Juan: Madali ‘yan mam. Kung puti ito mas puti ito.
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Ang kape at ang gatas
Kung ang kape ay pampa-high blood…
At ang gatas ay pampalakas…
Ano ang tawag ‘pag pinagsama sila?
E ‘di pampalakas ng high blood!!!
