Sunday , March 26 2023

It’s Joke Time: Puti ang birdie

00 JokeBoy: May birdie ba ang mga girl?

Girl: Uu may birdie kami panga-lan tweety, puti siya.

Boy: Hindi ‘yung ibig sabihin kung doon sa loob sa mga lalaki.

Girl: Totoo nga may birdie ako sa loob ay may mga puting tuldok ‘yung tinatawag na tiktik.

Boy: Whahahahahaha lalaki ka pala!

***

AnG kApAl

Julia: May crush ako.

Werty: Sino?

Julia: Si Marktissue.

Julia: Ang kapal niya

Julia: Ako manipis.

Werty: Ha?

Juliana: Oo, patay ako dati, nabuhay naman ako ngayon, siya namatay…

 

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