Saturday , April 1 2023

It’s Joke Time: Guess

00 JokeLalaki 1 : Pare, ganda ng pantalon mo, ano tatak?

Lalaki 2: Guess pare.

Lalaki 1: Lee?

Lalaki 2: Hindi, Guess.

Lalaki 1: Levi’s?

Lalaki 2: Guess!

Lalaki 1: Bench?

Lalaki 2: GUESS NGA E!

Lalaki 1: Sige, Siret na nga.

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Voice

Anne Curtis: Have you seen my latest TV ad? I’m singing again.

Vice Ganda: Alam mo, ‘yang boses na ‘yan, mahirap pulutin d’yn sa tabi-tabi..

Anne Curtis: You’re so nice, Vice. Mahirap hanapin ‘no? So unique kasi…

Vice Ganda: Anong unique? Mahirap pulutin kasi basag.

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duling vs. bulag

ISANG araw si Duling at si Bulag nag susuntukan. Bulag: Oy duling ‘wag kang magtago sa dilim. duling: Ba’t ako hindi magtatago ‘e dalawa ka.

 

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