Saturday , November 9 2024

It’s Joke Time: Kasasali Lang

00 Joke

Nag-uusap ang magkumpare sa isang bar…

Rod: Alam mo ba that LIONS have sex 5 to 10 times a night?

Harry: Tang-ina! Ba’t di mo sinabi agad?! I just joined the ROTARY!

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Comfuter

Amo: Inday, ilipat mo nga ang comforter sa kwarto

Inday: san ko ilagay kuya?

Amo: Ipatong mo lang sa kama

Maya-maya…

Inday: andun na po. Sinama ko na rin ang frenter at iskaner!!!

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BAKIT MO TINATANONG?

MRS: Inday, ibili mo nga ng Viagra 100mg ang sir sa botika.

INDAY: Siguro maam, sa inyo gagamitin ano??

MRS: Natural! Bakit mo ba tinatanong?

INDAY: KASI, PAG SA’KIN, RED BULL LANG ANG INIINOM NI SIR, EH!!!

 

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