Wednesday , December 11 2024

Rufina Patis Health Advisory!

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Kung kayo po ay may tagihawat, maghilamos lamang ng Rufina Patis! Rufina Patis na may uri at laging pinupuri. Pagkagising sa umaga tumingin sa salamin, ikaw ay biglang mapapa-WOW dahil wala na ang iyong tagihawat … Biglang mong masasambit ang ka-tagang ito! Wow wala na akong tagihawat, bulutong naman!

Ano pang hinihintay n’yo? Mag-Rufina Patis na!

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Hiling ng mga babae.

Eto mga prayers ng mga babae.

7 yo: Lord, give me superman!

15 yo: Lord,give me a cute man!

In her twenties: Lord, give me a gorgeous man!

In her thirties: Lord, give me a good man!

In her forties: Lord,give me a MAN…

Fifties: Lord, give me kahit sino MAN..

Sixties: Lord, sige na naMAN!

Ayos ba?

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