Tuesday , October 22 2024

Mister at Misis

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Mister – Ayon dito sa survey marami sa maganda at matalinong babae ang nakapag-aasawa ng tamad na lalaki. Bakit kaya?

Misis –   Matagal ko na nga rin ‘yan tinatanong sa sarili ko e!

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Babae –   Ang pangit ng kasama mo!

Lalaki –   Siempre bulldog ang asong kasama ko!

Babae –   Siya ang kinakausap ko, hindi ikaw!

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Nanay: Knock knock

Pedro: Who’s der?

Nanay: Nanay mo!

Pedro: Nanay mo who?

Nanay: Gago Nanay mo to, buksan mo tong pinto!!!

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