Wednesday , July 17 2024

Si Totoy Talaga

Napasilip si Totoy sa kuwarto ng kanyang daddy at mommy. Na-shock siya sa kanyang nakita.

Sinigawan ni Totoy ang kanyang mommy, “Mommy! Pinagagalitan mo ako pag sinusupsop ko ang hinlalaki ko! Pero ikaw…?!”

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Knock Knock

Amo: Knock … knock

Helper: Who’s there?

Amo: Amo mo!

Helper: Amo mo who?

Amo: Tang ina mo Inday papasukin mo ako tanga!

Helper: Ikaw ang tanga kumatok ka kasi wag kang sumigaw ng knock knock!!! Bobo

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Tubig

Bisita: Tatang, naiinom po ba ‘yung tubig dito?

Tatang: Nasa ‘yo ‘yan, anak… kung gusto mong nguyain!

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