Saturday , October 1 2022

Professional through and through!

 

ni Pete Ampoloquio, Jr.

He’s already in his late 30s but Piolo Pascual inordinately exudes youth and freshness the na-tural way. Kung ang ibang aktor na ‘di hamak na mas bata sa kanya ay namomroblema sa kanilang love handles (mga laklakero kasi ever at kung lumafang ay para bang wala nang bukas… Hahahahahahaha!) riveted sa kanyang lean body, na talaga namang kayang kabugin ang young actors who are 20 years his junior, ang working press sa presscon ng kanilang soon to detonate soap on Monday, July 21, titled Hawak Kamay.

Anyway, he made it imperative in that presscon that this early, he already has some plans of making an early retirement from the business the moment he gets to feel that the time is ripe for him to focus on his private life as a father and as a husband as well.

Tutal naman daw, may investments na rin siya sa States at kahit dito man sa atin kaya money would cease to be one of his concerns.

Fabulous!

Unbeknown to most, he favors condo living these days since staying alone in a big house can be pretty lonely.

A serious involvement, he says, is definitely out since his time is practically being eaten up by his tapings for Hawak Kamay, among other showbiz-related commitments, like rehearsals for his weekly musical show ASAP.

Anyway, Hawak Kamay also stars his Starting Over Again co-star Iza Calzado, singer/actress Nikki Gil, and Banana Nite mainstay Ryan Bang, together with the comebacking actor Victor Neri, Sofia Andres and former PBB housemate Axel Torres.

Making the soap more interesting are the presence of the three orphans Emong (Zaijan Jaranilla), Dara (Xyriel Manabat) and Ningning (Yesha Camille).

Inamuch as Nikki Gil happens to be Piolo’s first squeeze, the prim and proper Iza Calzado will ultimately become the love of his life.

Kaya kita-kits tayo sa Lunes, July 21 para sa detonation ng first episode nang Hawak Kamay right after TV Patrol.

BALAHURA TALAGA ITONG SI BUBONIKA!

Hahahahahahahahaha! Bubonika’s going to move heaven and earth just to make a saint out of her protege even if she knows that she’ll be telling a lie in the process. Hahahahahahahahaha!

Yuck!

Hayan at ipinagdiriinan na naman ng gurangis na andalu oriented na wala naman daw talagang relasyon ang kanyang alaga at ang flawless na teenage actress na ‘to pero dahil gusto raw ng kanyang mudrang mapag-usapan ang kanyang anakelya ay ginagamit talaga nito in a brazen manner ang kanyang mabait at datungerong alaga.

Is that sooooooo? Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Knowing her ‘alaga’ to be mega hot when it comes to appetizing young women, nagkaroon talaga ng fling ang dalawa pero hindi naman daw talaga to the point na mega seryoso na sila sa isa’t isa.

Tipong I’m here if you need me eklaboom ang emote. Hahahahahahahahaha! Ang kaso, the outspoken mom spilled the beans much to the chagrin of the bitchy Bubonika, the very reason why she’s once again fuming with rage and condescension.

Fuming with rage and condescension daw, o! Hahahahahahahahaha!

Magtigil ka nga. Gibsona ba ng generous mong alaga ng mamahaling bags ang mag-ina kung walang chorvahang nangyari? Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

Ikaw talaga, kapag may nai-involve sa alaga mong magagandang chick ay umuusok talaga ang keps mo sa pagkaimbierna.

Umuusok daw ang keps sa pagka-imbierna, o! Hahahahahahahaha!

More than a decade ago, iritang-irita ka nang ma-involve sa isang intelehente at gandarang chick ang alaga mong siyang bread and butter mo during that time. Hahahahahahahahaha!

Feeling mo kasi ay papa mo siya kaya hate mo ang sinumang chick na kanyang magugustuhan. Hahahahaha!

Sa hilatsa ng pagmumukha mong ‘yan, nag-iilusyon kang the young actor (that time, not anymore today) would fall for you?

Yuck!Yuck!Yuck!

That’s wishful thinking chakita, of the most obnoxious order.

Of the most obnoxious order raw, o! Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

Anyway, grabe kung bira-birahin ng matandang ito ang articulate at gandarang chick that time.

Talagang pati yata pubic hair niya ay nalalagas (pati raw pubic hair ay nalalagas, o! Hahahahaha!) sa tindi ng kanyang pagka-imbierna.

Yuck! Yosi-kadiri! Hahahahahahahahahaha!

At any rate, i-bleach man ng sokpalites ang dentures na ubanggetch na ‘to ang kanyang ube-colored armpits, along with her loaded with scars legs, hinding-hindi siya magugustuhan ng kahit sinumang lalakeng may taste at delicadeza sa katawan. Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

Yucky!

Period. Ayoko ng chakkaaaahhhh! Harharharharharhar!

MS. CLAIRE HATAW PA RIN SA SINGING STINTS!

Bagama’t mas kilala na siyang talent mana-ger nina Meg Imperial of the mega-hit serye Moon of Desire and Yam Concepcion of Pure Love, may sariling career rin si Ms. Claire dela Fuente as a seasoned entertainer.

Unbeknown to most, she never wants of singing engagements. Ang totoo niyan, busy siya sa pag-iikot sa branches ng Pagcor these days. Sa July 19, sa Pagcor Balibago sa Angeles, Pampanga siya. Sa July 26 naman, Pagcor Cebu and finally, on the 30th of July, she’ll be at the Pagcor Pavillon. You need not worry about any admission fee. It’s absolutely free.

Nauna na nga pala siyang nag-show sa Pagcor Bacolod last July 16 hitsurang kasagsagan ng bagyong Glenda. Ikaw na ang maging Ms. Claire dela Fuente.

Send in those sizzling stories that you know about our fave showbiz personalities at [email protected] and #09994269588, #09276557791 and #09223870129 and read them here.

And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity. Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong!

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