Lalambot-lambot, matulis pala!

 ni Pete Ampoloquio, Jr.

Hahahahahahahahaha! Buong akala nami’y harmless ang malusog na disc jockey na ‘to. In the few occasions that we’ve seen him, I had the feeling that he was gay as a cot.

Gay as a cot daw, o! Hahahahahahahha!

Pero ‘yun pala, may other mean side ang kanyang seemingly harmless personality.

Sang-ayon sa isa nating source, once na naging intimate na sa kanya ang kanyang female listener, doon na niya ginagawa ang kanyang lascivious modus operandi.

Lascivious modus operandi raw talaga, o! Hahahahahahahahahaha!

But this is no laughing matter altogether.

Mali ang ginagawa niyang pagte-take advantage sa kanyang mga avid listeners. But then if you look at it the other way, fault na rin ng mga nabibiktima niya dahil naive at tatanga-tanga rin sila.

Besides, it takes two to tango, right?

Hindi naman siguro magtatagumpay ang maitim (maitim daw talaga, o! Hahahahahaha!) na hangarin ng ‘di katangkarang radio personality kung di naman nagtata-nga-tangahan ang mga babaeng na-dedenggoy niya.

Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

But is he well-endowed? Harharharharhar!

I don’t think so!

I don’t think so raw talaga, o! Hahahahahahahahaha!

I take that back. Baka naman I’m being too judgmental.

Too judgmental daw, o! Hahahahahahahaha!

Bahala sila. Nagpapadenggoy sila, they have no one to blame but their own credulity.

‘Yun lang!