Friday , January 27 2023

Ang Yosi

JUAN: (Sumigaw nang malakas) Pabili nga po ng isang Marlboro.

Tindera: Hoy! Huwag mo nga akong sinisigawan, hindi ako bingi!

Ilang Fortune?

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Bruno Mars

Bruno Mars nakakita ng mgandang babae

B.M: (Beautiful girls all over the world)

G: Ows pano mo naman nsabing maganda ako?

B.M: (I think I wanna “Marry You”)

G: Patunayan mo nga …

B.M: (I‘ll catch a “Grenade for you”)

(Babae hinagisan ng granada sabay su-mabog)

G: O akala ko ba sasaluhin mo ‘yung gra-nada para sa akin? Bakit hindi mo sinalo?

B.M: (“Today I don`t feel like doing anything”)

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