Endless love ng mga kloseta!

Hahahahahahahahaha! Ka-amuse naman ang drama ng dalawang kloseta na kung naging tunay sanang mga lalaki ay tiyak na pag-aagawan ng mga vaklung at maielyang chicks. Hahahahahahahaha!

In person, with the way they look, pormang macho so to speak, (Hahahahahahaha!) malalaglag talaga ang mga panty ng mga chicks at beki. Hahahahahahahaha!

But when they are alone, that’s the time that they’d let go of their pretensions and embrace their innate sexuality wholeheartedly. Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Sa kanilang dalawa, parang mas ombreng tingnan ‘yung brown-skinned dude who’s rumored to be inordinately well-endowed.

Inordinately well-endowed daw, o! Hahahahahahahahaha!

No wonder, hindi sila nagkaroon ng episode ng kanyang leading lady sa morning soap na ‘yun. Lalaki rin pala kasi ang hanap ni kuya.

Kuya raw, o! Hahahahahahahaha!

Pa’no naman kasi, matagal palang nagpahada si kuya sa mga vaklungs alang-alang sa advancement ng kanyang career na noo’y in limbo.

In limbo raw talaga, o! Hahahahahahahahaha!

Whatever, mukhang nakakuha na siya ng perfect match sa tisoy na klosetang ito na talaga namang he’ll go to any extent just to be with him.

Kaya sorry na lang girls. These guys are not meant for you. Hahahahahahahahaha!

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And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity. Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong!

BANAT – Pete Ampoloquio, Jr.