Tuesday , November 19 2024

It’s Joke Time

00 JokeIKAW LAGI ang KASAMA, pero MAHAL KA BA?

Baliktarin natin:

IKAW nga ang MAHAL, pero IKAW ba ang KASAMA?

Isa pa:

Lagi mo siyang ka-text. Palagi din communication ninyo pero KAYO BA?

Baliktarin natin: KAYO nga pero meron ba kayong communication?

Last na talaga ‘to: SWEET siya PARANG kayo pero ‘di naman talaga KAYO.

Baliktarin natin: KAYO nga pero ‘di siya SWEET para namang hindi KAYO!

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PANGET 1: Bukod sa mukha mo? Ano pa’ng joke mo?

PANGET 2: Na ang ganda mo at ang sexy mo at ang malupit. Pambansang awit: POEsong Bato.

 

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