May isang lasing sa daan…
Nakita siya ng pulis…
PULIS: Hoy umuwi ka na lasing ka…
LASING: Hindi ako lasing!
PULIS: Lasing ka! Hindi mo ba ako na-kikilala?
LASING: Nakikilala kita…PULIS KA… ‘e ako nakikilala mo?!
PULIS: Hindi!
LASING: E ‘di IKAW ang LASING!
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Walang Oras
Reporter: Sir, do you watch CNN?
Erap: Walang oras.
Reporter: Do you read books?
Erap: Walang oras.
Reporter: Do play golf?
Erap: Walang oras.
Reporter: Do you drink wine or liquor?
Erap: Walong oras!
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