HATAW! D'yaryo ng Bayan hatawtabloid.com
Ewan ko ba kung bakit nauuso ang botox treatment na ‘yan sa ating mga artista gayong kung pakatititigan nila ang negatibong epekto nito sa kanilang mukha ay mangingilabot siguro sila. Hahahahahaha!
Just look at how Gretchen Barretto’s overflowing comeliness has been destroyed by this botox eklaboom. Hahahahahahahahahaha!
Kung gaano siya ka-beautiful during her Beautiful Girl days niya sa Seiko, siya namang naging katawa-tawa lately dahil sa botox treatment na ‘yan na ginawang kabakab look (kaba-kab look daw talaga, o! Hahahahahahaha!) ang beauty niya. Hahahahahahahahaha!
How gross!
Anyway, parami nang parami ang mga ‘kabakab’ look lately. Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
The other night when I watched television, nahambal talaga ako sa naging itzu ng isang morenang singer/actress na nabola rin sa klase ng treatment na ‘to. Hahahahahahahahaha!
My God! join na rin siya sa Kabakab-looking actresses na napasama sa bandwagon ng treatment na ‘to.
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!
On top of that, hindi na rin pala gandaretch ang shape ng kanyang mga kabrasohan dahil sa liposuction eklaboom na ‘yan ever. Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
In that event, napuna rin naming medyo malaki na rin ang pusonetch ng aktres na nahalata niya siguro sa monitor dahil nang magbalik siya ay mega-flat na ang kanyang tiyan dahil sa girdle magic.
Girdle magic daw talaga, o! Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
But she has become all the more awkward dahil sooo laki pa rin ang kanyang braso unlike before when she was the paradigm of being svelte. Hahahahahahahahaha!
Mag-diet ka, ning. Pati kasi mga kapatahan mo ay unti-unti na ring lumalaki. Hahahahahahahahaha!
‘Yon lang!
TABLOIDS AT ONLINE NITO ANG BUMABANDERA
Sometime last year, nakabola ang mga social media people to the effect na passe’ na raw ang mga tabloids at ang in thing na ay ang internet dudes na may mga blogs tienes. Hahahahahahahahaha!
Lately, it has become so apparent that the tabloids are still the ones lording it out, along with their online chorva.
Perfect example ang ating tabloid na kina-kabog talaga ang mga blogsite o website riyan in terms of patronage. Hahahahahahahahaha!
Mahirap naman kasing hanapin ang mga websites ng mga clavings na ‘to na ang ilusyon ay sila na ang reigning faves ng publiko.
Honestly, ilan lang ba ang may laptop sa Pinas?
Also, how many people have the purchasing power to visit these blogs on a regular basis?
Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
Pakidampot nga ang ilusyon sa sahig, Vavalina, the ugly beyond belief lola.
Ugly beyond belief lola raw talaga, o! Harharharharharhar!
Yuck!
Tabloids are bound to stay in the business no matter what!
At ‘yan ang totoo, mga vaklungs!
Magtigilled! Hakhakhakhakhakhakhakhak!
THE OTHER SIDE OF ATTY. FERDINAND TOPACIO!
He might have the best of intention but we didn’t listen to Atty. Ferdinand Topacio’s silent plea that I smoke the peace pipe with Bubonika who, for us, happens to be the paradigm of cavalier plas- ticity. Hahahahahahahahahaha!
Anyway, Atty. Topacio gave one of his best performances at the concert he, along with his special guests Rannie Raymundo, Richard Merk and the iconic kazz singer Ms. Annie Brazil, had staged at Pri- mo’s Cuisine & Lounge that’s situated along The Hub Greenfield District in Mandaluyong last February 14.
I know naman that he and Richard Merk had the best of intentions but I believe that the time is not yet right for Chakita and I to smoke the peace pipe. I may sound like a broken record but what she did was (is) absolutely unpardonable and grossly unbecoming of someone who claimed to be our nanay-nanayan.
Yuck!
Honestly, kung hindi nagpaka-aswang ang tanders na ‘to, I would have definitely become a much sought-after TV personality by now and is earning more than adequately for my family’s needs.
Imagine, nameless as we were (Morly, Rey and I), Juicy was able to rate a cool 6% during its replays late in the evening and had 12 ad placements no less.
Anyway, going back to Atty. Topacio’s concert, he gave his very all while he sang some haunting jazz selections that he has committed to memory in all the years that he’s been singing.
Siyempre pa, in full support ang kanyang buong pamilya, even his dad was around, along with his mom and his devoted son and wife Judge Dinnah Aguila Topacio.
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And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity. Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong!
ni Pete Ampoloquio, Jr.
