Sunday , May 19 2024

Cooling Place

00 Joke

BOY TAGALOG: P’re, anong ibig sabihin ng “cooling place?”

JOE BISAYA : ‘Yun lang ‘di mo alam? Pag nag-ring ang phone, sabihin mo… “hilow, who’s coolin place???”

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Pambansang hayop

TEACHER: Pedro, ano ang ating pambansang hayop? Nagsisimula ito sa letter “K.”

PEDRO: Ma’am, KUTO?

TEAHCER: Hindi! Nagtatapos ito sa letter “W.”

PEDRO: KUTOW?

TEACHER: HIndi! May sungay ito!

PEDRO: Demonyong Kutow?

TEACHER: Go out!

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