Thursday , June 4 2026

Mataba at naglulupa na!

ni Peter Ampoloquio, Jr.

Hahahahahahahahaha! Amused ang isang galaerong entertainment columnist sa naging ending ng dati-rati’y makulay na showbiz career ng isang appealing and well-endowed hunk na talaga namang pinagkaguluhan ng mga vaklung na addicted sa kanyang sooo haba and oh, sooo tabang tarugs. Hahahahahahahaha!

Dati talaga, he was much sought after lalo na’t hindi siya maarte at walang kiyeme sa katawan.

Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Dahil hindi marunong umarte, tumigil na ang kanyang talent manager sa paghahanap ng magagandang materials para sa kanyang balbonic sana at maamo ang pagmumukhang protege. Hahahahahahahaha!

Ang naging career niya during the mid and late 90s ay ang pagsasayaw sa gay bars na hindi naman interesado sa kanyang terpsichorean skills kundi sa kanyang asset na kumikiwal-kiwal in between his sturdy legs.

Kumikiwal-kiwal daw in between his sturdy legs, o! Harharharharhar!

Suffice to say, he was never a disappointment when it came to this aspect of his personality.

Bobo mang umarte, he was purportedly a joy to be with in bed more so if he was under the influence of marijuana. Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Anyhow, hindi makapaniwala ang ating source nang ma-sight niya kung papanong tinatawad-tawarang parang stale meat (parang stale meat daw talaga, o! hahahahahahaha!) ang dating in demand na bold actor. Hahahahaha!

Ang nakatatawa pa, parang lamyaera na raw ang dating papable na sexy actor at parang may swishy swashy movements na in a subtle manner. Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

Well, not surprising since medyo may katagalan na rin kasing hindi aktibo sa industriya ang bold actor na ‘to na ang huling balita ay palagi na lang tomotoma sa kanilang probinsya na malapit lang naman sa Kamaynilaan.

Pero in fairness, knowsline pa rin siya ng mga hangapera sa tarugs na vaklushi at panay raw ang haplos sa katawan nito nang pasimple. Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Well, it appears that yesteday’s trade has become today’s competition but some fags never seem to mind. After all, may sex appeal pa rin daw si PL (his initials) at may promise pa rin in bed. May promise pa rin daw in bed, o! hahahahahahahahahahaha!

‘Yun nah!

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