Thursday , June 4 2026

Hey Joe

may isang kano

na naglalakad,

nakita ni Juan

na bukas ang bag ng Kano..

JUAN: Pedro sabihin mo dun sa kano na bukas ang bag nya!

PEDRO: Hey Joe! your bag is tomorrow!

***

Isang araw, naglalakad si Chico papasok ng opisina nang meron syang nakasalubong na matanda, gutom na gutom.

matanda: amang, maaari bang maka-hingi ng konting makakain.

Ibinigay ni Chico ang baon nya.

matanda: salamat amang. dahil sa i-yong kabutihan, bibigyan kita ng 25 centavos… kapag yan ay inilagay mo sa tubig, “madodoble ang bilang nyan kada minuto”. (2, 4, 8, 16, 32, etc.)

Makalipas ng ilang oras, pagkauwi ni Chico.

Eksaktong 6:00 ng hapon inilagay nya sa isang drum ng tubig ang pera. Tapos natulog sya.

Pagkatapos ng isang oras (7:00PM), nagising sya.

Nakita nya yung drum puno, eksakto, ng puro 25c.

Tanong: Anong oras ng makalahati ng 25c yung drum?

Anong gulay ang ma puti?

Ano?

Eh di… PUTIto!!!

(potato)

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