Saturday , November 23 2024

Away

Misis: Hindi ko na kaya ‘to! Araw-araw na lang tayong nag-aaway… Mabuti pa, umalis na ako sa bahay na ‘to!

Mister: Ako rin, sawang-sawa na! Away rito, away roon! Mabuti pa siguro, sumama na ako sa ‘yo!

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Ang isinumpang Prisipe

Horse: Mahal na prinsesa ‘wag kayong matakot dati akong prinsipe na isinumpa.

Prinsesa: Ha! Ang ibig mo bang sabihin dati kang prinsipe?! ‘Pag ba hinalikan kita babalik sa pagiging prinsipe?

Horse: Hindi! Mahal na prinsesa … malakas ang sumpa, kailangan TSUPA!

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Parang Cellphone

Misis: Honey, bakit ‘yung penis mo, parang cellphone?

Mister: Bakit, Hon? Sobrang tigas ba?

Misis: Hindi! Pag pumapasok sa tunnel, nawawalan ng signal!

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Juan sa eskwelahan

Titser:Juan saan makikita ang Bulkang Mayon?

Juan:Aba’y ewan ko, ikinakalat-kalat n’yo kasi tapos sa akin n’yo hahanapin!

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