Junior: Tay, tinatanong ni nanay kung nasan ung wayit kasi marumi daw ung bakuran natin.
Tatay: Ikaw naman junior, grade 6 ka na hindi mo pa masabi ng tama ang walis.
Kunin mo, nasa suyok….
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Young Wife
Young Wife asking advice on how to have a baby.
Pastor: Keep trying.
Iglesia: Try another Doctor.
Born Again: Try Special Diet.
Rabbi: Try Yoga.
Bishop: Let me try!!
