Mamundok at doon na lang kumanta!

ni  Pete Ampoloquio, Jr.

IlusyOnada pero kung walang enhancement at gluta injections ay wala namang ganda ang dati-rati’y balugang si Sarah Geronimo. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Tinitilian lang ng kanyang fansitas, feeling the high and the mighty na ang singer-actress na kung dehins nauso ang mga nose jobs na ‘yan at gluta injections ay mukhang ita at lapad ang ilong.

Mukhang ita raw at lapad ang ilong, o! Hahahahahahahahaha!

Yuck! Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

I’m not kidding. Retokada itong si Sa-rita at prima facie evidence (prima facie evi-dence raw, o! Ha- hahahahaha!) ang kanyang syorak na itzu sa mega flop movie na Lastikman ng Viva.

Mag-deny ka at magiging lapad na muli ang iyong kailungan reminiscent of Crispy Chaka’s pug nose. Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

Bakit ba kasi ang mga artista, once na sumi-kat at nagkapangalan ay nagiging mga ilusyonada at feeling Greta Garbage (Greta Garbage raw, o! Hakhakhakhakhak!) to the extent that they would very much want to lead a supposedly private kind of existence.

Ang nakatatawa, the very moment that their career would eventually flag, they would resort to the most obnoxious gimmick just to be talked about. Hahahahahahahahaha!

How gross!

Anyway, if the science enhanced Sarita wouldn’t want to be asked about her purportedly most private relationship with Matteo Guidicelli, then she could always hie up to the mountain and be with the aborigine-looking Bubonika.

Aborigine-looking Bubonika raw, o! Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

Isn’t that uproariously funny? Hahahahahahahahaha!

‘Yun na!

Honestly, you should be thankful that in spite of your plebeian bearings, you still made it to the top. Kaya hinay-hinay ka sa ‘yong dramang tipong you want some aspects of your life to remain private.

Private raw, o! Hahahahahahahahaha!

‘Yun lang!