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Hahahahahahahahahahaha! Kung seseryosohin mo ang mga kaganapan sa show business ay baka mabaliw ka.
Paiba-iba at sali-saliwa ang mga kwento rito, you’ll end up a loony if you don’t hold on to your sanity. Hahahahahahahahahaha!
Kaya in my case, I take things with stoic detachment.
Pero laking gulat pa rin namin nang tumawag sa amin ang aming friend of long standing na si Melissa Mendez just to tell us that the one we wrote some two days’ back in our column was her daughter De- nisse Oca.
Is that so?
Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
Oo nga pala, Mele was married to an Oca.
Kapraning!
Anyway, Melissa said that, admitted, there really was a time that Phil was chummy with her daughter but that was purportedly long before Angel Locsin came into the picture.
“I admit,” Melissa averred, “Denisse is pregnant at the moment pero hindi si Phil ang daddy.
“It’s a very private thing at hindi na siguro kailangan ibulgar pa ng anak ko.
“Let’s just look at it in a more positive light,” she went on coolly. “Dapat we should focus more on the good side na my daughter did not opt for abortion and has decided to keep the baby.”
Isang bagay na gusto pang linawin ng maganda pa rin aktres ay ang katotohanang hindi raw third party sa hiwalayang Angel at Phil ang kanyang anak.
After that, her daughter came on the phone and she was naturally infuriated.
Ikaw ba naman ang lait-laitin ng mga fans ng dalawang personalidad, ikatutuwa mo ba naman ‘yun?
“At hindi maganda sa kanyang condition ang masyadong ma-stress, Pete,” Melissa pointed out. “Pati nga ako, bina-bash na rin.
“Sana makita na lang nila ang good side sa ginawa ni Denisse na she opted to keep the baby than to undergo an abortion because she’s innately God-fearing and a good Christian on the side.”
So there!
INSPIRED DAW NG 2005 MOVIE NA DERAILED ANG GINAWA KAY VHONG NAVARRO
Hay, naku! kung saan-saan na nakarating ang ginawang pambubugbog kay Vhong Navarro ng ex daw ni Vina Morales na si Cedric Lee. Imagine, pati 2005 movie nina Jennifer Aniston at Vincent Cassel na Derailed ay napasama pa ever. Hahahahahahahaha!
Kaaning!
Ang sabi sa internet, nagka-idea raw siguro ang magdyowang sina Deniece Milinette Cornejo at Cedric Lee sa movie ng dalawang Hollywood icons kaya nagawa nila ang kanilang bornok na diskarte.
Yuck!
Anyway, itinanggi rin ng GMA Chairman and CEO na si Atty. Felipe Gozon na related sa kanya ang saksakan ng ganda sanang si Deniece.
Ang siyete, apo raw ito ng executive secretary ng isa sa mga bossings ng GMA.
At any rate, katakot-takot na bashings ang natatanggap ng gandara sanang chick sa internet pati na rin ang very hunky at papable niyang sweetheart na si Cedric Lee.
Sayang naman ang lalaki na may hitsura pa namang naturingan at very hunky talaga ang dating pero mukhang nasira lang dahil sa supposed addiction sa casino.
How so very sad.
SINUSWERTE NA SI MEG IMPERIAL
After her tour de force performance in Galema featuring the comely Andi Eigenmann in the lead role, mukhang lalong naging in demand at much sought-after ang protegee ni Ms. Claire dela Fuente na si Meg Imperial.
Hayan at may afternoon soap na siya uli one of these days right after Galema closes shop and that’s intriguingly titled Moon of desire that she intends to co-star with JC de Vera and the former Kapuso artist Elen Adarna.
Sosyal, di ba naman?
Hahahahahahahahahaha!
On top of that, she too has a movie titled ABANAKKBSNPLAKO with Jericho Rosales and Andi Eigenmann.
Mukhang hindi na talaga nagpapaawat sa rami ng projects ang ate natin.
Congrats Meg. Finally, darling, you’ve arrived na with such ferocious intensity. Hahahahahahahahaha!
So very happy for you, love. Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
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And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity. Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong!
Pete Ampoloquio, Jr.
