Hirap nang makahipat ng anda!

LIFE used to be a bed of roses for this comely sexy actress whose whistle bait figure was the envy of most women and the fantasy of most horny young men and DOMs alike. Dati-rati, wala talagang kahirap-hirap kung kumita siya ng anda. Hitsurang picking apples ang kanyang episodes basically because most DOMs were dying to entice her to bed in exchange of a sizable amount of money. But people do age and the passing of years has made a big dent on the voluptuous comeliness of this former bombshell.

Dahil easy money nga at ‘di masyadong pinaghirapan, napakabulagsak ng sexy actresss at wala nang ginawa kundi magpalipat-lipat ng bahay at bumili ng mamahaling jewelry collection. But that was during the 90s and we are now well into the last quarter of the year 2013. Laking gulat ng sexy enchantress dahil hindi na pala siya in vogue at karamihan sa mga roles na ini-o-offer sa kanya ay mother roles na. How so very unnerving! Hahahahahahahahahaha! Hayan at lately ay nagpa-interview na talaga sa press ang isang architect dahil up to now ay was pa raw pagka-payzung ang sexy actress sa kanyang pagkakautang nang ipa-renovate niya ang kanyang balay-zung ever. Hahahahahahahahahahaha! Que pobrecita.

Oo nga’t sizzling pa rin ang kanyang kakutisan at eskalera pa rin ang kanyang pagmumukha but the same thing doesn’t apply to her too voluptuous body contour. Kunsabagay, maintaining one’s svelte body is not that easy when you’re already in your forties, specially so when eating happens to be your fave pastime. Hahahahahahahahaha! Suffice to say, hurting talaga ang gandarang sexy actress dahil men are practically not that eager to please anymore and that cowtowing as well.

Kung dati’y nagkukumahog sila the very moment they get to see her, now they would keep their eyes averted at the opposite direction and would feign indifference. How so very depressing! Kahit nga ‘yung famed pugilist na noo’y super atat sa kanya at kung mag-gibsona na anda ay talaga namang eskalera at tipong deadma na rin sa kanya at hindi na sing-accommodating tulad nang dati. How so very sad!

OVER NAMAN KUNG OKRAYIN SI POKWANG!

Our heart feels nothing but pity for Pokwang. Imagine, hindi pa man naipalalabas ang kanyang ma-indie movie na co-production venture ng Star Cinema at Skylight films, ang Call Center Girl, hinuhusgahan na kaagad siyang it was supposedly a suicide attempt pretending that it is such a bright idea. Is that so? How sure are you in giving that kind of prediction? Nakatatawang pang-Ripley’s Believe It Or Not daw na binigyan siya ng isang launching movie ng Star Cinema at Skylights films gayong wala pa naman siyang anomang pruwebang naipakikita? Honey, her TFC movie was a big hit in the US of A and was received warmly in the Philippines as well. Oo nga’t hindi naman isang blockbuster o megahit but considering how so very minimal the capitalization for the movie was, sambot pa rin ang puhunan, along with a little profit on the side. ‘Yung fantaserye naman niyang Ariana ay toprating naman and it even was extended for quite sometime.

Acting-wise, napaka-versatile ni Pokie. Inasmuch as she happens to be a good comedienne, she, too, has the competence of a seasoned performer. Kaya ‘yung nagpapalagay na it was purportedly a big mistake giving her another launching movie that would bank solely on the strength of her name are gravely mistaken. Panoorin n’yo na lang ang Call Center Girl under the inspired direction of Don Cuaresma for you to know how unfair you guys are to her and the whole cast who are most supportive of Pokie. Kung doon sa TFC movie niya ay siya lang halos ang ibinebenta, this time around she has a most impressive support in Maria Mercedes herself Jessy Mendiola, hunky Enchong Dee and the equally macho E-jay Falcon, Aaron Villaflor, John ‘Sweet’ Lapuz, Chokoleit, K Brosas, Alex Castro and Dianne Medina, and Ogie Diaz.

MICHELLE MADRIGAL,  IBA ANG ARRIVE!

She is a class all by herself. I mean Michelle Madrigal with her mouth-watering brown seductiveness and overflowing morena beauty. Kung ang ibang chicks sa show business ay too preoccupied with hoodwinking men of different stripes, Michelle is cool and confidence personified. Kahit nga sa presscon ng latest offering ng GMA 7 na Adarna na magsisimula nang mapanood sa GMA7’s Telebabad starting November 18, walang stress na mababakas sa kanyang mukha at maayos niyang sina- sagot ang lahat ng katanungan ng working press. Kapag nagre-request ang mga in house photogs na mag-pose siya for some promo shots, walang reklamo na pose to death siya at magiliw na pinagbibigyan ang lahat ng requests. Sa fantaserye nga pala nilang Adarna, siya si Garuda. Malupit at mabagsik, siya ang tumatayong tagapamuno ng Pugad Sanghaya habang nagpapahinga si Haring Uwakro. Of course, eventually, Garuda is going to become the fiercest nemesis of Ada, the character essayed by Kylie Padilla.

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And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity. Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong!

Pete Ampoloquio, Jr.