HATAW! D'yaryo ng Bayan hatawtabloid.com
BASAHIN ang mensaheng ito:
“The discussion of universal concepts such as LOVE and the 7 DEADLY SINS will not prosper if we fail to invite to the table GOOD and EVIL as pretexts to any arguements that may arise. So let me begin with this statement: EVIL is not the ABSENCE of GOOD, but the CORRUPTION of GOOD. To answer the question, I will throw away GREED to the pits of oblivion and replace it with LOVE.
“GREED lies in the corruption of our NAIVE need to be SATISFIED. It is ETERNALLY WANTING and YEARNING for MORE. It is INSATIABLE– it will NEITHER feel CONSUMATED NOR SUCCESSFUL. It is a VESSEL that is BOTTOMLESS and is ALWAYS EMPTY.
“To replace GREED with LOVE is like HOPE emerging from the mythical PANDORA’S BOX. LOVE is a TOOL of GOODNESS. LOVE is powerful in its ability to HEAL and REVEAL — it can STRIP the ARMOR of (lesser) EVIL from the 6 remaining SINS to EXPOSE the GOOD that lies within.
“GLUTTONY is CORRUPTED APPETITE. LOVE of food and the need to be nourished is basically GOOD.
“SLOTH is an ABUSE of our need to REST. Even GOD took a REST after creation. How can resting be bad?
“LUST is your LIBIDO gone EXTREMELY WRONG. SEX is one of the REWARDS of LOVE.
“PRIDE is simply SELF-CENTERED, SELF-RIGHTEOUS OVERCONFIDENCE. But LOVING one’s self is innately GOOD.
“ENVY is EMULATION in a BAD LIGHT. With LOVE, to consider another as BETTER is both a motivation and an inspiration — that’s ENVY in a GOOD LIGHT.
“WRATH is ANGER gone haywire. ANGER, as an emotion, is part of our cognitive expressions. With LOVE, ANGER always SEEKS for a RESOLUTION.
“So if I were to win, it’s OUT with GREED and IN with LOVE. We have to be careful with handling LOVE, though. I have to warn you… TOO MUCH LOVE WILL KILL YOU.”
O, ‘di ba? Very beauty pageant na sagot.
Ang tanong:
“If you win the title of Miss Quarantine Queen 2020, and be given the power to eliminate, erase and replace one of the 7 deadly sins and replace it with Love , what sin would that be and why?? #bestanswerwins
Mula sa owner ng The Library at ngayon eh, Comic Avenue na si Andrew “Mamu” de Real nabuo ngayon ang Miss Quarantine Universe Online Part 2.
Ang ginawa niyang mechanics:
“Eto ang mechanics ng Miss Quarantine Universe part 2. I will post a question mamayang 2pm. ang sinumang gusto sumagot dapat naka video not more than 45 seconds then post it dito sa page para ma view ng judges. Posting of ur video is until 9pm only. pleaasee dapat di haggard sa video at nakaka beau con ang sagot. Wag Janina San Miguel ahaha. Let’s all be creative!”
Ang nanalo ay si Ador na mas kilala sa comedy circuit as Michelle O’ Bombshell.
Saan at paano ba ito nagsimula?
“Comedia page was created 10 years ago for stand up comedians and people who loves comedy and positivity.
“’Yung tipong pagbukas mo ng page pagka gising mo o bago ka matulog mapapa ngiti ka sa mga nababasa mo fr their posts. me mga pa games, trivias to make the page more active. They can post jokes funny stories etc etc basta walang nega. if u browse back. mababasa mo lahat ng saya fr. the pictures, palitan ng ideas.
“Dun din nabuo ang On line beau con na Comedia Queen kung san naglaban laban yung me pinaka maagagandang sagot sa mga pinopost kong beau con question.
“Naglaban laban sila Ador Sweet Nick Luciano Gie Salonga Peter Serrano Randy and Wacky Macky. Wacky Macky won! ginanap sa Library nang saan ita type mo sa laptop ang answer mo at sabay sabay sasagot with time limit.
“Paolo of Guadings accidentally opened the page kaya nag flashback lahat all the good memories of the page kaya we thought this is the best time to activate it again to fight boredom stress and anxiety of this lockdown.”
Pero kung si Mamu ang sasagot sa tanong, he would choose ENVY.
Dahil marami ang gustong mag-sponsor ng mukhang magiging weekly if not monthly thing na ang ganap sa COMEDIA page. Kaya sumali na kayo!
Ito na ang susunod.
“This pandemic has not only shook the foundations of our different institutions and disrupted our well-placed systems, it also revealed who among our government officials are uncompassionate, incompetent and ill-equipped to handle a crisis. That being said, do you believe that everyone should have the right to suffrage or should there be guidelines to determine as to who can vote? Eto na ang question para sa Quarantine Universe! best answer wins P3000.00 plus additional cash prize fr Joreinz Feliciano. Go girls!!”
‘Lam niyo na! No copying! Pampasaya lang ba!
HARD TALK!
ni Pilar Mateo
