Cathy Valencia, deny to death na binigyan ng Benz si Diether Ocampo

CATHY VALENCIA would want the story about her giving rumored boyfriend Diether Ocampo a Mercedes-Bencz totally eradicated.

She is supposedly going to consult a lawyer about this issue.

“I don’t want that, some day, my son would grow up and he would google something which is not true.

“I did not give him a Benz!

“Coz it’s written there,” vehemently denied the 48-year old celebrity doctor.

She remembered giving Priscilla Meirelles and John Estrada a golf cart.

Pinagpiyestahan raw talaga by way of a blind item ang isyu ng Benz.

Ms. Cathy stressed, visibly affected by the rumor, “No, it’s not true! My God, why would I buy? Hindi naman ako mukhang matanda. Hindi naman ako… you know… kulubot.

“Gosh! I’m not like… extra large.”

Tawang-tawa ang kaibigan niyang si Ruffa na isa sa kanyang endorsers, “My God! It’s so funny!”

Ms. Cathy chimed in laughing.

Sina Ruffa, Ms. Cathy, at Sunshine Cruz ang tampok sa bagong TVC ng Cathy Valencia Advanced Skin Clinic, na ang tagline ay “beauty is limitless.”

Pare-parehong single parent ang tatlong babae, na pinangangalagaan ang kanilang ganda at kalusugan.

Anyhow, super react sa kanyang mga sinabi ang press na um-attend.

Bakit, mga kulubot lang daw ba ang katang­gap-tanggap magbigay ng Benz? E, ano naman ngayon kung extra large?

Nag-react raw talaga, o! Hahahahahahahaha!

May nagsabi ring ano raw bang klase ng relasyon mayroon si Cathy at ang anak niya?

Palagay ba niya, higit na paniniwalaan ng kanyang anak ang Google sa kanya?

Bakit hindi siya humingi ng payo kay Ruffa Gutierrez?

Pila-balde ang isyung kinasangkutan ng aktres, but she appeared not to be bothered by it all.

Mukha naman kasing open ang com­munication line ng mag-iina at cool mom naman si Ruffa kaya wala siyang problema sa kanyang dalawang magagandang anak. Bwahahahaha­haha!

Bago raw ang isyung Benz, dapat sagutin raw muna ni Ms. Cathy kung kung naging sila ba ni Diether.

Ka-amuse! Hahahahahahahahaha!

And with that, ito po ang Kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very. very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity.

Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nhong!

BANAT!
ni Pete Ampoloquio, Jr.