Nakapandidiri ang kaplastikan!

DATI, noong hindi ko pa gaanong nakikilala ang taong ito, I had the feeling or impression that he is the male version of Ms. Susan Roces. ‘Yun bang sugar and spice and everything nice chorva. Hahahahahahahahaha!

But when I was given the chance to get to know him, I was kind of disillusioned because the real person was the exact opposite of what I perceived him to be.

Plastikada pala at hindi totoo at puro packaging lang ang aking nakikita.

I had the impression that if he wants to, he could easily give us a break at the network he is in charge.

Pero wala nga siyang balak at ang mga super mega cheap na personalidad ang kanyang binibigyan ng oportunidad.

And so fucking what?!

Mapipingasan ba ako ng isang tainga if he would not give us the break we are silently hankering for?

No fucking way!

Hayan at ang super mega cheap personality na kanyang ibini-build-up ay unti-unti nang nawawalan ng ningning.

In the final analysis, real talent will prevail, I tell yeah. Hahahahahahahahaha!

Nakapangingilabot ang pagka-low class, kung bakit naman sa FM band pinagraradyo.

How infinitely gross! Hahahahahaha­hahahahaha!

Mabuti pa nga si Chacha Muchacha at naggi-glitter ang career because in spite of her not so fabulous personality, of not being a real looker, she has the talent and that is what her radio following perceive.

Am I right Madam Plastikada Roxita?

For one, she has the gift for communicating wholly in English and she does it in fabulous style.

Pero itong protegee ni Madam Plastikada Roxita, (Madam Plastikada raw, o! Bwahaha­hahahahahahaha! How odious and exceedingly super mega cheap!) kulang na kulang sa talento kaya kapag foreigner o English speaking personalities ang kanyang guest, para siyang ibinabad sa suka dahil sa nangangapang tunay sa kawalan ng edukasyon.

Kawalan daw ng edukasyon, o! Hahaha­hahahahahahaha!

How gross!

Cheap!

Idinaraan kasi sa palakasan kaya hindi na nagre-rate ang FM band na hawak ni Madam Roxita.

Madam Roxita raw, o! Hahahahahaha­hahahahaha!

O, siya. Paganahin mo ang palakasan sa iyong FM band at malamang kaysa hindi ay magsara ang inyong FM radio. Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Kung bakit kasi ipinagpipilitan ang mga Tagalista e, FM band ‘yan.

Syorak!

Tuloy-tuloy nga pala ang presscons sa recording outfit na hawak ni Madam Roxita. And predictably so, timbog na naman kami ni amigang Peter L.

Kebs ko ba! I won’t starve if I don’t get to be invited in their supposedly lofty recording outfit.

Magsaya kayo. Bukas, ako naman.

Adios, tabachingching!

Yuck!

Mag-diet ka, lola! Hahahahahahahaha!

And with that, ito po ang Kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity.
Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nhong!

BANAT!
ni Pete Ampoloquio, Jr.