James Reid agree kay Nadine sa statement on live-in relationships

Sa isang panayam kay James Reid sa set ng ASAP lately, he readily agreed with Nadine Lustre’s point of view.

“I don’t know about it, but I like Nadine’s answer,” he coolly states. “It’s true.”

Tungkol sa isyu na binabato raw ng kanyang girlfriend ang cellphone sa sahig kapag nagagalit o nagsiselos, James said that it doesn’t bother her girlfriend one bit.

“Well, she tells me sometimes but it doesn’t bother her anyway.”

Sa issue naman on Nadine’s best friend Mika Tan na supposedly ay nagde-date raw sila on the sly, Nadine comes to James rescue at sina-bing false alarm raw ito.

“There’s no problem,” he coos. “I guess everyone is making a big fuss about that.

“She’s actually Nadine’s best friend.

“They are just being fans, they are just being protective.

“I understand. Just relax.”

At this point, James intimated that his relationship with Nadine is going on smoothly.

“We’re great, we’re perfect,” he admonishes.

Sa bashing naman na natatanggap niya sa social media, chill lang si James tungkol dito.

Anyway, Nadine’s stint with It’s Showtime is daily whereas James is being seen every Saturday.

He’s enjoying his stint with It’s Showtime because Vice Ganda “is a lot of fun!”

Idinagdag niya he honestly believes that hosting is not his cup of tea but he’s enjoying it and he’s supposedly learning a lot.

HATAW PA RIN
SA PANGHAHARANG
ANG MATANDANG
IMPAKTA!

Sagad hanggang buto ang sama ng pag-uugali ni Buruka, ang gurang na menopausic.

Gurang na menopausic raw, o! Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Kunwa-kunwari, she is not guilty of anything pero saan ka, impakta ang gurang at gumagalaw siya on the sly.

Doon na lang sa isang network ay todo talkies ng hayuperang matanda sa in charge sa mga invitations at ipinapa-ban talaga kami.

Hindi nga lang siya nakalulusot doon sa isang premyadong direktor dahil personal niya kaming pinaiimbitahan.

But the rest of the invitations, this obese matrona would really do everything in her power to shut us off.

Kung ano’ng sama ng hilatsa ng pagmumukha ng impakta ay ganoon din kasama ang kanyang pag-uugali.

Kasuuuuukkkkkkkaaaah!

Pwe!

Sa tanda niyang ‘yan, dapat siguro’y matuto na siyang magdasal at humingi ng kapatawaran sa mga pinaggagawa niyang kabuktutan.

Kabuktutan daw, o! Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Anyway, negang-nega ang dating ng bala-hurang matatanda sa social media. I guess our columns are being read by these people that’s why they already have a pre-conceive notion about how hideously she operates.

Sa totoo, barubal sa barubal ang demonya at hindi mo maiintindihan why she has this antagonism towards us.

I’ve said this before and I’m going to say it again. Late 1983 palang ay insecure na sa amin ang hayuperang matanda.

We are not doing anything bad to her but she was always saying bad things behind our back and was perpetually standing in the way of our little progress.

Honestly, ‘yung maliliit na PR jobs namin ay kanyang hinaharangan at sinisiraan talaga kami much to our overt surprise.

Kung ‘yung mga alaga niya ay humahanga sa husay (mahusay naman talaga kaming magsulat kaya insecure to the max ang impaktang gurang!) naming magsulat, rumirepeke talaga ang kanyang mamad na mga labi at idina-down kami.

Now, it’s been more than 30 years and yet this ugly matrona is still standing in the way of our little progress.

Nakapandidiri, ‘di ba naman?

But we believe in the existence of God. Pasasaan ba’t maka-karma rin ang guranggetch sa lahat ng kamalasadohang kanyang pinaggagagawa.

A couple of years from now, her retribution or bad karma would come.

I’m sure. Very, very sure! Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Magdusa kang insecure na matanda kaaaaaahhhhh!

Babu, ngetpalites na gurang!

And with that, ito po ang Kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity.

Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nhong!

 

BANAT – Pete Ampoloquio. Jr.