Nagpapanic na!

Hahahahahahahahahahaha! So nakahahabag naman ang soap nina Jericho at Arci Munoz. Paggising mo, ang plugging na nito ang bubulaga sa iyong mga mata. Consistent sila sa kanilang promo. Sunod-sunod talaga at unabating. Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Obviously, they are pretty scared with the strength that Dingdong Dantes appears to have shown by way of his soap Alyas Robin Hood.

Getting stronger by the minute talaga ito at mas nagiging kapana-panabik ang bawat kaganapan, especially so when Andrea Torres came into the picture.

Akala ko noon, so so lang ang magiging role ni Andrea. Tipong pangpagulo lang eklaboom.

Pero at the rate things are going, she’s a beautiful distraction. Pivotal ang kanyang role at makulay at iba rin ang atake sa role as compared to the lead actress Megan Young.

Bago tumaas ang kilay ng iba riyan, I’d like to make it clear that I’m not one of the PRs of Alyas Robin Hood.

Hindi naman ako napipiling isa sa mga PR nila and I don’t honestly care as long as they know how to treat you like a human being. Okay lang if I don’t get to receive a single cent from them out of writing for their soap.

Na-touch lang kasi ako sa magandang PR ni Dingdong Dantes na skin deep talaga ang kabaitan. He may not be vocal about it but I do get to feel in my bones. Mabait siyang tao at napaka-levelheaded and highly disciplined.

Gandang-ganda rin ako kay Andrea Torres. May promise ang babaeng ito as an actress.

She’s oozing with feistiness and oh, so lovely.

Hindi nakasasawa ang kanyang ganda. You can look at her the whole day and never tire of her kind of beauty that grows on you the more you look at her.

Ang maganda sa kanya, wala pa siyang ere. Maybe it’s because she is not that popular yet that’s why you can still feel her sincerity as a human being. ‘Pag sumikat na rin siguro siya nang todo-todo, baka magbago rin ang kanyang attitude but as it is, she is so down to earth and so becomingly human.

Anyway, scared to the max nang talaga ang Magpahanggang Wakas nina Echo at Arci Munoz. Dahil sa action packed scenes ng soap nina Dingdong, they find it a hard time competing. Drama kasi ang kanila whereas may drama rin ang kalaban pero exciting and thrilling ang kanilang action scenes, making their (Echo’s) soap a dud. Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

‘Yun nah! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

I can feel it in my bones that Jericho’s soap are going to lose in this battle. Mas exciting kasi ang kalaban lalo na’t naka-focus na ang mga eksena sa action-packed scenes nina Dingdong at Andrea. Hahahahahahahahahaha!

What a waste of talent and money ang soap nina Arci if I may say so. Hahahahahahahahahaha!

‘Yun nah!

ANG LAKAS NG LOOB TUMANGGI!

Iba rin ang drama nitong si Bea Alonzo. Kapag tinatanong siya tungkol sa relasyon niya kay Gerald Anderson, buong ningning niyang itinatangging meron silang intimacy. Nevertheless, she is supposedly more at home with Gerlad now than ever before.

Maybe it’s because the guy is now more mature unlike before when he was basically happy go lucky.

Nevertheless, mukhang naka-get over na rin sa kanya ang boyfriend niyang si Zanjoe Marudo who is now promoting his Star Cinema movie  The Third Party.

In his guesting with Vice Ganda’s show, he made it clear that he’s now free from Bea’s magic and is now in the process of healing.

Nilandi-landi pa nga siya ni Vice pero obvious namang he’s not biting.

He’s not biting raw, o! Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Mas gusto na lang niya ang mag-isa na lang muna para makapag-concentrate sa kanyang career.

Kung dati’y mukha siyang ngarag at apektadong-apektado sa parting of ways nila ni Bea, mukhang ngayon ay at peace na siya and is ready to move on.

Anyway, challenging ang role niya sa movie (The Third Party) nila nina Angel at Sam. He is the third party at mukhang he is going to run away with the movie’s favorite reviews.

Sino ba naman kasi ang mag-aakalang ang isang berdaderong macho na tulad ni Zanjoe ay gaganap bilang macho gay. Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Anyway, pakaabangan sa inyong mga paboritong sinehan on October 12 ang pagbongga ng pelikulang ito sa mga sinehan.

MALAMYANG KUMILOS!

Bata palang ay hinuhusgahan na ng mga okrayistang bakla (okrayistang bakla raw, o! Hahahahahahhaa!) ang anak na lalaki ng isang strong-willed na babae.

For his age, napakalamya raw kumilos ng bagets at mukhang he has the makings of a closet queen.

True kaya ito? Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

Sa premiere night ng isang wacky movie, um-attend ang bagets at naging usap-usapan ng mga marikonang okrayista ang kanyang pagiging malamya.

It’s true after all, that a strong-willed mom usually produces a weakling of a son.

Kawawa naman.

Anyway, it’s too early to judge, but there are some overt sign that this boy just might grow up to be a maricona.

What a pity!

So nakahahabag!

‘Yun nah!

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And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity. Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong!

BANAT – Pete Ampoloquio, Jr.