Nagiging too fleshy for comfort!

Dapat na sigurong mag-diet si Vice Ganda dahil hindi na slim ang kanyang pangangatawang tulad nang dati.

Obvious na sa kanyang hitsura sa It’s Showtime that he is beginning to have some weight problem.

Kung dati’y svelte at sexy ang kanyang pangangatawan, these days, he appears to be too fleshy for comfort.

For one, ang laki na ng kanyang leeg (ang laki na raw ng leeg, o! Hahahahahahahaha!) and his legs are becoming too plump and manly.

Too plump and manly raw, o! Harharharharharharhar!

Hay, naku! Diet-diet kung may time Vice. Hindi kaya ang itawag na sa ‘yo’y Vice Macho dahil sa lumalapad mong waistline at lumalaking katawan? Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Ayokooooooooh!

BANAT – Pete Ampoloquio, Jr.