A Dyok A Day: Bata vs Tindera

Bata: Pabili po

Tindera: (Maldita ang peg) hmm! what do you intend to buy?

Bata: (Uy englesera) Well I would like to buy the most popular compound which is Sodium Chloride and the simplest glucose. Also the two common spices, allium cepa and allium sativum. And then I will pay you money that is worth exactly 0.4807692 dollars.

Tindera: (Nosebleed) Huh?

Bata: Pabili po ako ng ASIN, ASUKAL, SIBUYAS at BAWANG! Bale, P25 ang total.

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Dalawang probinsyano sumakay sa elevator

Gorio: Magkano ibabayad natin?

Andoy: Inosente! Bugok! Bakit ka magbabayad ‘e wala pa nga tayong tiket!