blind mystery man

Parang pumandak at tumanda at wala nang dating!

DATI, at the peak of his fame, this talented and intelligent dude was definitely a looker.

No wonder, this gifted and winsome actress was smitten with his riveting personality.

But the last time we saw him at the elevator of a popular network, we were appalled with his metamorphosis.

Parang pumandak ang hindi naman talaga katangkarang actor/businessman, pot-bellied and his hair at 60 something, appears to be balding.

Why is that so?

Why is that so raw, o! Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

Mukhang hindi rin nagpapa-facial ang aktor dahil his face was very much wanting of freshness and was riddled with blemishes.

Riddled with blemishes raw, o! Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Compared to his brown-skinned contemporary wayback during the 70s, kay laki na ng kanyang itinanda.

No wonder, malaki ang pasasalamat ng aktres na naka-on niya before dahil ang kanyang mister ay absolutely flawless and young, albeit somewhat pot-bellied.

Pot-bellied raw, o! Hahahahahahahahaha!

But if thereโ€™s something remarkable about him, itโ€™s the fact that heโ€™s infinitely moneyed and liquid.

Unkabogable talaga ang kanyang kayamaยญnan and when youโ€™re rich, who cares about the way you look.

โ€˜Yun nah! Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

And with that, ito po ang Kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very. very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity.

Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nhong!

BANAT!
ni Pete Ampoloquio, Jr.