Buruka, plastikada at user!

IBANG klase talaga itong si Buruka. Imagine, ang kapal ng mukha at consistent talaga sa kaplastikan.

When the late Alfie Lorenzo was still alive, he used to tell us how Buruka was giving him a shabby treatment.

Sa mga supposedly highly exclusive presscons nito ay ni hindi man lang siyang maalalang imbitahan gayong when she was practically starting in the business, she was following him around like a besotted puppy!

Pa’no raw, balak ni Buruka na makuha ang kanyang connections at nang magtagumpay siya ay ni hindi man lang siya maalalang imbitahan sa kanyang presscons.

Ang kapal!

Over sa kapaaaaaaallllll! Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

Sa ngayon, si Buruka pa raw ang source ng reporters sa updates tungkol kay Mother Alfie.

Nakasusukaaaaaaahhhh!

Ang galing talagang dumiskarte ng impaktang ito.

Looking back, when Bibsy Carballo passed away, she was there at her wake almost every night.

Kunwa-kunwari ay feeling close ang dayabolikang matanda gayong when Bibsy was still alive and was visibly hard-up, she was ignoring her completely at her presscons.

Yosi-kadiri!

Pero no’ng mamatay ‘yung tao ay kiyemeng gabi-gabing nakikipaglamay at kahalubilo ang kamag-anak ng nasirang talent manager/writer.

Kasumpa-sumpa, ‘di ba naman?

Aabangan ko ang pagyao ng isa pang icon sa show business. Nakatitiyak akong eeksena na naman si Buruka sa lamay at aakuing kiyemeng super close siya sa kanya.

Anyhow, buko ka na plastikadang matanda.

Hindi ka na makaeeksena dahil ibubuko ka namin sa lahat ng lamay na iyong eeksenahan, balatubang matanda! Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

‘Yun lang!

BANAT – Pete Ampoloquio, Jr.