Isang foreigner, hinuli ng MMDA…
MMDA: Name? FOREINER: Wilhelm von CorgrinskiPapakovitz!
MMDA: Ahh! (Ibinulsa ang tiket) Next time be careful ha?
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HOLDAPER: Miss ‘wag ka kikilos, holdap ito!
GIRL: Rape! Rape!
HOLDAPER: Holdap lang ito, hindi rape!
GIRL: ‘Di ‘wag,nagsa-suggest lang ha!
