JUAN: Nay pengeng pera bili akong HIGH CAKE.
INAY: Di high cake anak, hot cake!
JUAN: Opo!
INAY: Sige kumuha ka na lang dyan sa SOLDIER BAG!
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CUSTOMER: Ang linis talaga ng resto nyo!
WAITER: Salamat po, bakit po nyo nasabi?
CUSTOMER: Kasi lahat ng pagkain nyo, LASANG SABON!
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ANAK: ‘Tay, ingat kayo sa DANTRAK!
AMA: Anong dantrak?
ANAK: ‘Yun pong trak na sampu ang gulong!
AMA: Hindi dantrak ‘yun … TEN MILLER!
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