Sunday , July 14 2024

A Dyok A Day: Ang Tsaa

RICH VAMPIRE: Oorder ako ng fresh blood.

ORDINARY VAMPIRE: Sa akin isang order na dinuguan.

POOR VAMPIRE: Hot water na lang sa akin.

WAITER: Bakit hot water lang po.?

POOR VAMPIRE: Nakapulot kasi ako ng napkin sa kanto. Mag-tsa tsaa na lang ako… Hahaha!

Common Sense

Isang bata, nagpasa ng blank paper sa art teacher…

Teacher: Bakit blank ang work mo?

Bata: Nagdrawing po ako ng baka at damo.

Teacher: (Tinignan ulit ang papel) San ang damo?

Bata: Ubos na po,kinain ng baka.

Teacher: (Kamot sa ulo) Eh nasaan yong baka?

Bata: Ano pa gagawin ng baka dyan, eh wala ng damo?

Syempre umalis na po.

Common sense naman mam!

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