Wife: Dear, ano regalo mo sa 25th Anniversary natin?
Husband: Dalhin kita sa Africa…
Wife: Wow! How sweet naman. ‘E sa 50th anniversary natin?
Husband: Susunduin na kita!
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Quote for the Day
Ang buhay ay parang bato… it’s hard.
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A husband came home 4am and saw his wife in bed with another man (his wife shouted at him)
Wife: Where have you been?
Husband: Who is that man?!?
Wife: Grabe ka! Don’t change the topic!
