Wife: Dear, ano regalo mo sa 25th Anniversary natin?

Husband: Dalhin kita sa Africa…

Wife: Wow! How sweet naman. ‘E sa 50th anniversary natin?

Husband: Susunduin na kita!

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Quote for the Day

Ang buhay ay parang bato… it’s hard.

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A husband came home 4am and saw his wife in bed with another man (his wife shouted at him)

Wife: Where have you been?

Husband: Who is that man?!?

Wife: Grabe ka! Don’t change the topic!