Juan: San ka galing?
Pedro: Sementeryo, libing ng biyenan ko.
Juan: E bakit puro kalmot ang mukha at braso mo?
Pedro: Mahi-rap ilibing e… Lumalaban!!
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Two nurses on duty
Nurse 1: Hoy! Gaga, bakit may thermometer sa tenga mo!
Nurse 2: Ha? Susmaryosep! Kaninong puwet ko kaya naiwan ‘yung ballpen ko!
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