Mommy 1: Ano ang ipinapainom mo sa baby mo?
Mommy 2: Promil para Matatag na Pangarap! E ikaw?
Mommy 3: Ako? Emperador, sa Totoong Tagumpay!
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Pare 1: Pare, sa wakas nagka-GF na rin ako!
Pare 2: Bakit!?! Ngayon ka lang ba nagka GF?
Pare 1: Oo pare! Sobrang higpit kasi ni Misis e! Ngayon lang ako nakalusot!
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Prospective Employer to Applicant: “ So why did you leave your previous job?”
Applicant: The company relocated and they did not tell me where!
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