A Dyok A Day

Waiter: What kind of coffee would you like, regular or decaf?

Pinoy: No, Big cup! Big cup!

Waiter: What would you like for your breakfast?

Pinoy: Hameneggs.

Waiter: And how do you like your eggs, sir?

Pinoy: Yes, tenkyu. I like dem beri much.

Waiter: No sir, I mean how would you like them cooked?

Pinoy: Yes, tenkyu. I wud like dem cooked.

Waiter: (with increasing impatience) Would you like your eggs… fried? Poached? Hard boiled or soft boiled?

Pinoy: (with increasing uneasiness) Yes, one fried en one hard boiled or sop boiled.

Waiter: And what bread would you like?

Pinoy: Begyurpardon?

Waiter: What kind of bread would you like? White? Rye? Whole wheat? Toast?

Pinoy: Pan Americano

Waiter: We don’t have that.

Pinoy: Okey, gib me taystee.

Waiter: We don’t have that either, sir.

Pinoy: Do you heb pan de lemon or bonete?

Waiter: Sir, you are wasting my time. I shall ask for the last time, what would you like for breakfast?

Pinoy: Donut plis…