A Dyok A Day
A Chemistry teacher asked a sexy, blonde student, “What are NITRATES?
The student replied shyly,
“Ma’am, sa motel po. NIGHT RATES are higher than day rates!”
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Usapan ng dalawang mayabang…
Tomas: Ang galing ng aso ko! Tuwing umaga, dala niya ang diyaryo sa akin.
Diego: Alam ko.
Tomas: Ha? Paano mo nalaman?
Diego: Ikinukuwento sa akin ng aso ko.
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WHO’S GUILTY?
Wife dreaming in the middle of the night suddenly shouts, “Quick, My husband is back!”
Man gets up, jumps out the window and realizes, “Damn! I am the husband!”
